I need a job. Unfortunately in all likelihood, so do you.

I am an avid writer, and I'm told I write well.

I understand new technology better than most.

Successfully self-employed 6 years.

No debt.

Have a vehicle that almost always works.

Able-bodied.

College graduate, B.A. from the University of Minnesota in Sociology.

Lives in Champlin, Minnesota, and is willing to travel 20-30 miles for commute.

Meticulously organized.

I'd love to be hired. If you're looking for someone that'll do whatever needs to get done, please, PLEASE contact me:

email: ronnycary@gmail.com
skype: ronnycary
twitter: twitter.com/ronnycary

Thank you, and enjoy your evening.
Signed,
"Desperately seeking the future" in Champlin, MN.

New album... unofficial announcement

So, I've been working on a new album this week. Finishing up with my degree has left me bored, so I've been hard at work.

This album will not be a Cary or Magellan's Folly work, so I guess it would be a Ronny Cary piece. Keep that in mind as I tell you this: this album is different from what I've done before.

I'm hoping to leave behind loud overdubbed guitars. I love them, and they aren't going away forever, but this album is a different sound.

I have 10 songs completed thus far, incorporating suspended chords, a few minor 7ths. Also (gasp) I'm synthing (new verb) some 808s on this album, at least at the demo stage.

I'm blending a lot of styles here, as I am in life. The word "epic" is thrown around too much these days, so I will refrain from using it here. No news on album name, song titles or other things. I'll give you that later.

Off to keep working!

Up and writing.

Here I am. 1 am.

I don't sleep well anymore. It just doesn't seem to want to work.

It is not that my life is falling apart. Rather, I view it as falling into place. It's a tough view to have.

My vertigo is getting worse and worse now. As soon as darkness happens the spinning starts. I think it's the asthma, but my inhaler will just keep me up all night with the shakes.

That's ok though, right? I have my paradise by my computer light. My 19" LCD screen gives me a window to the world. My Ubuntu 9.04 frees me from the grip of corporatocracy.

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It's a sad world for someone who doesn't fit into the categories. Since finishing the paper all I can think about is my postgenderist ligature.

You probably don't get it. If you do, I'll hug you. Until then, ask me. It's been my obsession since I was 4 years old, dejected from the realm the binary left behind. Like paradise lost, chasing a dream of perfection that climaxed before I was in elementary school.

I'm writing songs for all of you again. Two songs are already finished. One I wrote when I was 15 and the other I wrote 3 years ago.

I'll free myself by freeing you, thank you very much. The greatest reward is the smile on your face when you see light on the cave wall for the first time.

Tomorrow, I'll change a life. My hope is that it is yours. You are in my thoughts, and believe me: I'll be here to save you.

My honey won't come out of the bear

I have been alive 23 years, and in my 23 years I have occasionally come across a major problem or two in my life. Family illnesses, crippling economic circumstances, horrifying school experiences, et cetera. But few perplexities have perplexified my life so much as this:

my honey is stuck in the bear.

A Google search hasn't delivered any responses.

Explanation? Certainly. A few days ago, I purchased some honey at Target. Not the crappy honey, but the "pure honey", whatever that means. I returned to my domicile and placed said honey, which is lovingly stored inside a beautiful decorative bear, inside of my refrigerator.

My attempt a few days later to make a peanut butter (also natural) and honey sandwich was completely unsuccessful.

The honey is stuck in the bear. It occurred to me that it is possible, despite the unmistakable purity of the product, that it does not have to be refrigerated.

So I seemingly solved the situation by sending my sweet monosaccharides from the refrigerator to the cupboard. Problem solved... except it's still too thick to come out effectively from the bear!

What will I do? I have no plans to decapitate this wonderful honey bear. I'm cautious of microwaving the container. I'm assuming that I will have to wait until summer to obtain this sweet nectar!

Or maybe wait a few more days. I need to do some more shopping anyway. A Wikipedia search on the subject resulted in some great meal ideas for honey. English muffins, here I come... if my honey will come out of the bear.